I’m feeling lame tonight. Bummed out, if you will.

Strangely enough, I’ve had a great day. Went to the store, ran some errands, hit some golf balls and even spent a couple of hours at the office. For anyone who’s interested, I have finally clawed my way out of the depths of status report hell…now I’m in diary hell!

So, I’ve had a great day. Now I’m here at home, in the dark, feeling lame as previously described. No one seems to be answering their phone. Not the guy who’s shown an interest in going out with me. Not the guy who hasn’t. Not any of my girlfriends. I have a brand new car, dammit, and no one to show it off to.

C’mon…ask me about my new car.